runs-on-ramen:

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

meganecon:

??????

roommate requirements

  • willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

natinuz:

Ferrets playing inside a box of packing

c0rvling:

give ‘em the ol’

image

Anonymous; "You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes."

lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

egobus:

clint will believe it when he sees it

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

zombikki:

takemyhandanyway:

made rebloggable by request

she’s beautiful.

smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.

I found my new hero.

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK